FOOD: Spam 
Can of Tasty Yummy Spam Meat! Everyone online has suffered the curse of SPAM in the email box, but have you actually tried the REAL stuff?
Spam is food!
Perfect for gifts, lunch, picnics, BBQs and weddings. Great for college kids and system admins.
Fully cooked ready to eat - cold or hot.
I wish I had the gift of making rhymes, for methinks there is poetry in my head and heart since I have been in love with you. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne
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