FOOD: Spam 
Can of Tasty Yummy Spam Meat! Everyone online has suffered the curse of SPAM in the email box, but have you actually tried the REAL stuff?
Spam is food!
Perfect for gifts, lunch, picnics, BBQs and weddings. Great for college kids and system admins.
Fully cooked ready to eat - cold or hot.
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